True Confessions: I don’t like Doctor Who. I’ve watched two full episodes of it, and as much as I want to like it, I just don’t.
My BFF Andrea, and her girlfriend, Miranda, are HUGE Doctor Who fans. Huge. Like. . .cosplaying The Doctor at Dragon Con huge.
A couple weeks ago, Miranda had a birthday, and Andrea asked Dennis and me to join them for a surprise birthday dinner. (The dinner wasn’t a surprise. Dennis and me being there was a surprise.) I offered to make something for dessert (because, obviously), and Andrea told me Miranda’s favorite cake flavor was red velvet, so that’s what I had to work with.
I decided to do a Doctor Who themed something or other. (I should note here that the time between when Andrea told me about the dinner and the time we actually arrived at the restaurant was about 5 hours. I just want to note that.)
There’s this one episode of Doctor Who (one of the ones Andrea made me watch) that revolves around this get-thin-quick company, and how they make people lose fat. Spoiler Alert: The fat becomes these little alien things called Adipose (Adiposes? I just don’t know.) They look like this: